Corrupt a Wish

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Lo DeBale

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Anyone with common sense and a general understanding of supernatural fantasy knows that when you're offered a wish, you dont friggin take it. Cause there's a good chance it'll be granted in a way that'll make you rue the day you found that blasted magic lamp, wishing ring, monkeys paw, etc.

Example: "I wish for immortality!"

Genie proceeds to preserve you eternally in amber where you're unable to do anything but stare helplessly out of the orange crystal sealing you as the centuries slowly tick by and erode your sanity.

This is a game I stumbled across about a year ago on another site and it was great fun to see some of the imaginative ways people would turn one another's wishes against each other. How it works is that a person will respond by granting the last posters wish in a way that truly screws them over and then follow this with a wish of their own which the nest reply will have to corrupt. And I'll start us off with an easy one.

I wish I had a billion dollars.
 

Sky Reed

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-The person who has a box presented wisher with a key, insert a key, press the button and you will have your billion dollars. But then this box is gonna be offered again to another stranger with the same deal-

"I wish I have 4 bedroom loft with 2 bathrooms and plenty of space for everything."
 

humon

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Too bad the other one got locked. Maybe we should merge the two threads?

You get your wonderful living arrangement left to you in the will of a dead relative. But unfortunately it is in the middle of Wuhan, and you are going to have to wait a long time before it is safe to go and live there. In the mean time you still must pay rent on it, and you may have a very steep cleaning bill when you finally get there and discover all of the empty syringes and broken glass littering the floor. Also, there are a couple of dead bodies. One of the crackheads who was squatting there caught the virus and the authorities just bolted the door shut and trapped them all inside. So... it's a bit of a fixer-upper, is what I'm saying.

I wish humans find a way to colonize Mars before the end of the century.
 

Lo DeBale

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Mars is effectively teramorphed and colonized by the year 2097. But during the construction of the first big Martian city's infrastructure, ancient alien parasites which had laid dormant for thousands of years are unearthed. These parasites attach themselves to hosts like ticks and feed on their preys spinal fluid while hijacking their bodies and puppetting them like marionettes. They're also highly intelligent and within only a few short weeks of their awakening, have plotted and staged an invasion on the various smaller human colonies around Mars. Using their still perfectly lucid and conscious hosts as disguises, the parasites infiltrate and infect all human colonies on mars before learning and using human space travel technology to spread to earth. And by 2121, all of humanity is infected. It is essentially the extinction of the human race as we know it. But our kind doesn't just simply die out. We become imprisoned in our own bodies. Farmed, bred and ridden like cars by our new parasitic masters. Perfectly aware of all that is happening to us yet unable to do a thing about it.

I wish I could have cybernetic upgrades implanted in my body.
 

humon

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(But what if a heroic square-jawed space marine goes down to the Mars colony and fights his way through the hordes of infected with his killer effin arsenal of shotguns and chainsaws, and defeats the cyberdemon who controls them all?)

An eccentric doctor in east Asia is the first to make viable cybernetic implants, and he recruits you as a beta tester. Unbeknownst to you, the implants are linked up to the internet of things, and the doctor is able to hack in at any time to control your movements. You and the other test subjects are transformed gradually into a cadre of cyborg super-soldiers to fill out the crazy doctor's ambition of conquering Neo-Tokyo once and for all. But before you can realize your master's dream, you are defeated in single combat by a plucky little robot hero half your size who then steals your powers to augment his own totally OP weapon system. As you lay dying, all the fart gas that had built up in your body and contained by your fart-containment implant lets loose all at once, making the entire boss battle arena smell absolutely brutal for at least a week.

I wish I could control the flow of time.
 

Lo DeBale

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(If doctor wiley offered me upgrades, I'd know something was up lmao.)

Through some anomaly or cosmic glitch, you gain the ability to manipulate the flow of time and how it affects anyone or anything. But the catch is that you, yourself no longer flow through time naturally. You must make a conscious effort to move through time just as an average person would have to while walking. And when you slow down or stop moving through time, you in turn accelerate your movement through space. Physics applies differently to you than it does any other thing in the universe now. And while willing yourself to move through time at the normal rate in which you used to before the change, all is rather normal. You move normally, age normally and nothing is amiss. Moving yourself forward or back in time at an accelerated rate, however, requires you to stay perfectly still in order to pull off. Failure to do so disrupts your positioning in time and space and literally tears you apart. But more inconvenient than this is the fact that you will accelerate to light speed when not consciously moving yourself through time. You can use this to your advantage with some careful concentration, slowing your progression through time just enough to accelerate your movement through space to super human levels. And you subconscious regulate your movement through time even in your sleep. But it's only a matter of time before you make a mistake and turn yourself into a red smear along several hundreds of thousands of miles of space by allowing yourself to slow in time too much and in turn accelerating your movement through space so much that your squishy human body is just liquified by the sheer g force.

I wish I had a big tiddy goth demon gf!
 

humon

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You (briefly) have a big tiddy goth demon gf, but she only exists within the scope of a stupid porn game you downloaded on a lark, and the game also sucks because it gives you a game-over if you show even an ounce of assertiveness, and all the fetishes in it are fucking weird and creepy, and the girl isn't even that hot. So you have to make a choice between your big tiddy goth demon gf, or deleting the stupid game and finding something productive to do with your time. (true story)

I wish I had a real life Portal gun (and it doesn't create a black hole that destroys the earth)
 
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You would probably get stuck in a portal loop and kill yourself in a grisly impact death if you drifted slightly and hit the ground

I wish I could get anything I wanted for free by asking politely and nobody would ever catch on that I was doing it in order to stop me
 

humon

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It's pretty cool at first, but eventually you start to question whether anyone's behaviour is genuine or if they're just agreeing with everything you ask because of the magical compulsion. You make a series of disastrous life choices and end up hanging yourself surrounded by your piles of wealth, because nobody actually loves you for real, and so many people have suffered as a result of your selfishness.

I wish I knew where the hell I put the TV remote
 

Invi

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Your TV remote is forever glued to your hand. You can't remove it, and it soon becomes obvious you will have to carry it with you until you die. You're sitting at a bar alone one night drinking yourself into a stupor when a lady walks up. "Can you turn off the TVs in here? I can barely hear myself think." You try and yes, you can. She gives you a smile, and you follow her home like a drunken puppy. When your first child is born, you discover that she likes to chew on the remote control in your hand.

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere instantly.
 
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