While it would be easy to just say never shower, since you can always take baths instead, I thought for a while and concluded... baths suck. They're a waste of time, and I don't really care that much if I don't get to eat pizza anymore. I'll survive just fine with other nice things to eat, like steak.
Would you rather eat a cream-pied pussy, or be pissed on?
Would you rather have:
- all your fantasies come true, but there will still be bad parts of your life and they can potentially be really bad
- all your fears guaranteed not to happen, but there's no guarantee you will have anything good happen and your life might be really mediocre